Critical Mass

Okay, so I’m sick.  I want to drink my orange juice.  I cannot get the thing open.  Seriously.  I look around, and neither of my surgeons are available.
So….
 I walk across the hall — to the nearest, conveniently located boy — and shove my orange juice bottle at him and say, “Help!”
He grabs it and starts [...]

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You Are a Comma

You are open minded and extremely optimistic.
You enjoy almost all facets of life. You can find the good in almost anything.You keep yourself busy with tons of friends, activities, and interests.
You find it hard to turn down an opportunity, even if you are pressed for time.
Your friends find you fascinating, charming, and [...]

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Disembodied voice:  “Jennnnnn….  What up?”
Jenn to Bill:  “Learning about Luke today.”
Bill:  “Earning your loot today?”
Jenn:  “Ha!  I earn my loot every day!  No, ‘learning about Luke today’.  The Gospel of Luke.  About the kingdom and how to pray.”
Bill:  “Hail Mary!”
Cara:  “Amen!”

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1.  When you start choosing sticky notes at work based on liturgical color.
2.  When you start singing hymns at the office — most especially when you start singing parts of Mass around the office.
3.  When you start feeling more comfortable when things are in triplicate.
Note:  These may not be indicative of Mass frequency for those [...]

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Ah, humor.  I love it!  I happened across this blog entry, where someone has made church signs “talk,” trying to explain Ash Wednesday.  Oh, you have to take a look!  So funny!

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Tristement, j’ai été dit pour parler en anglais, puisque mon docteur ne parle pas français.  :(  Ainsi, peut-être, je vous tracasserai les personnes aimables.

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Here is a forward from Jill:
Ladies Only … Which Movie Star Are You? This is kind of fun!
Ever wonder which movie star you are most like?
Well ~ A team of researchers got together and analyzed the personalities of movie stars.
The gathered info has been incorporated into this quiz.
There are only 10 questions so it doesn’t [...]

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Whoo!  Today’s Gospel made me laugh (although I managed to barely contain myself until after I had left the church…barely…)!
Not the bushel basket part, we know that’s supposed to be funny.  But the part where it goes, “the measure by which you measure will be measured out to you.”  Okay, we hang up stockings for [...]

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Okay, so yesterday I was late getting out the door, later still after clearing the snow off the car, and slightly delayed due to slower (although not horrible) traffic.  End result?  I was about 4 minutes late for Mass.
This means that I came in as the Gospel was being proclaimed.  What?!?  I wasn’t that late!  [...]

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Okay, am I the only one to find this humorous?
1 Mc 6:34 - “They made the elephants drunk on grape and mulberry wine to provoke them to fight.”

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