Critical Mass

Apparently, the structural integrity of my milk carton became compromised sometime after my dinner of Cheerios, and milk spilled everywhere inside my refrigerator, and eventually, onto the floor where I noticed it. Graciously, Niki decided to help me with clean up efforts! :) I transferred the remaining milk into a 2 liter [...]

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Let the games begin! :)

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(Sent to me by our DRE):
RECALL NOTICE: The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting [...]

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Orville Redenbacher, you have disappointed me. I thought your easy microwaveable treats would make a fine, warm dinner. However, they quickly cooled and was not nearly as tasty as the popcorn I can pay a billion dollars for at the movie theatre. Oh how I wish you would work on your Secret Recipe just a [...]

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Do I get points for silliness? E.g. when one is faced with a Bible which is separating at the edges of the cover and sits and ponders for a moment before deciding that it is more appropriate to fix it with “Gift” tape versus “Magic” tape??

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…our parish had a Decades Dance on Saturday, celebrating our 40th anniversary.  It was totally far out, dude!  You totally shoulda been.
First, I achieved high levels of hair awesomeness and had my hair bleached blonde and made “big” earlier in the day:

People really got into character:

And a very special rendition of Michael Jackson’s Thriller. [...]

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Sarah from PoshDeluxe has inspired me to upload some vintage pics to my Flickr.  And, since my narcissism runs deep, there’s gotta be tons of me!  :) 

As you can see, from a very young age, I always had the mad skillz.  Which may be why I get into trouble like this so often….
On a side [...]

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Some days, I feel like no matter how hard I work, my inbox grows faster than I can keep pace with it.  I am busy, busy, busy, all day, and it looks as if I didn’t do a thing.  I begin to despair over its overflowing and unruly state.  It starts to become so bad [...]

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For those of you who don’t know, I have issues with food.  Not only do I have issues with food, but I am not a very domestic female.  However, for people whom I love, I will venture into the kitchen occasionally.  :)
This latest foray is to bake a cake for our pastor at St. Anastasia, [...]

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I just had to re-post this — I nearly choked laughing so hard!  Thanks to Ironic Catholic, who originally posted this here:
Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Brett Favre Playing for Vikings?: Parish Prays, Promotes Local Cause for Sainthood

Minneapolis, MN: For some Minnesota Catholics, this past week has been supernaturally sweet.
It’s one thing to watch Green Bay fans [...]

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