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I Thought They Loved Me - Updated

July 4th, 2008 · 2 Comments

My cousin, Anna, had left a message on my voicemail earlier in the week to let me know that she was going to make tie-dye T-shirts with the kids on the 4th, and to bring a white T-shirt if I wanted one too. This sounded like fun. On Thursday after work, I called Sandra and […]

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Stubborn

June 27th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Okay.  It’s hot and humid.  It could be worse, really, but it’s not great to sleep in, especially since my house gets really warm at night and there’s not great ventilation in my bedroom.
I already tried sleeping outside on the trampoline, which would have been an acceptable solution, except that all the bugs in the […]

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Tags: Humor of the Day · Of Trials Opportunities and Gifts · Jennspeak

Gardening Issues

June 21st, 2008 · 3 Comments

Does anyone have any idea how to deal with this???

Because I’m a little at a loss. Except for sitting down and weeding them all out, which would take days….

Has more appeared, just in the past minute?!? Aaaah! :)

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Tags: Photography · Humor of the Day · Of Trials Opportunities and Gifts

Crackberry

June 12th, 2008 · No Comments

I think it’s highly amusing the length to which I will go to justify my toys. Take this Blackberry for example, I got it for a variety of reasons, but really it’s not essential to life. Hopefully, I will use it in a positive manner and be able to do things like post from WYD, […]

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Tags: Of Vice and Virtue · Humor of the Day

Mystic Monk Coffee

June 4th, 2008 · No Comments

Some things just make me smile:
Mystic Monk Coffee
 I knew God approved of coffee!!!!  :)
I just may have to try this out!  :)  How funny!

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Translation, please!

May 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Okay, I had to go to the store before going home today.  Since the grocery store which I have been shopping at lately is right by my church, I thought it would be a great idea to stop by the chapel for a little while and “waste some time with the Lord.”
After praying for a […]

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Tags: Question of the Day · Humor of the Day · Prayer/Prayer Requests

Humor of the Day

May 8th, 2008 · No Comments

1.  In our catechism class last night, we were talking about some of the new teachings of Jesus, compared to the Jewish Law.  Which, of course, prompted thoughts like this to circulate within my head, “If you even look at a Big Mac with lust, you have already added calories to your butt.”  Curse you, […]

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Tags: Bible Study · Humor of the Day

Schism

May 5th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Yesterday, as I was in my parents’ kitchen talking to them, a little body comes flying in the door and hugs me.
“I didn’t know you were here!” says Vanessa.  Before I could say anything else, she accuses, “And you went to see the Pope!  And you didn’t take ME!”
Here’s the part where I stand here […]

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That’s Not What I Meant

April 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment

It can often get amusing when your dictation software confuses your medical dictionary with your theological dictionary:
“I said, ‘anastomosis,’ not ‘a nasty Moses’!!!”

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Sirach 30:14-17View in: NAB NIV KJV Vulg LXX14Better is a poor man who is sound, and strong of constitution, than a rich man who is weak and afflicted with evils.
15Health of the […]

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Most Ridiculous Thing I’ve Heard All Day

April 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

Earlier today, one of our nurses came up to me and mentioned that an insurance company denied a patient a PET scan because they only approve so many PET scans per year, and this particular patient (not one of mine) was not on their list.  Nevermind if it’s a medically necessary study, or the fact […]

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Tags: Humor of the Day · Health and Medicine · Theology of the Body