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PAs Crack Me Up

February 13th, 2008 · No Comments

Disembodied voice:  “Jennnnnn….  What up?”
Jenn to Bill:  “Learning about Luke today.”
Bill:  “Earning your loot today?”
Jenn:  “Ha!  I earn my loot every day!  No, ‘learning about Luke today’.  The Gospel of Luke.  About the kingdom and how to pray.”
Bill:  “Hail Mary!”
Cara:  “Amen!”

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Prayer Request/In Memoriam

February 13th, 2008 · No Comments

Today, on the way in to work, one of my coworkers was noting a particularly icy patch.  She said that at least 8 people were off in the ditch.  One guy was out of his car, trying to push himself out.  As she watched, someone slid off the road and ran directly into the man.  [...]

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How to Tell When You Go to Mass Too Frequently…

February 13th, 2008 · 1 Comment

1.  When you start choosing sticky notes at work based on liturgical color.
2.  When you start singing hymns at the office — most especially when you start singing parts of Mass around the office.
3.  When you start feeling more comfortable when things are in triplicate.
Note:  These may not be indicative of Mass frequency for those [...]

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