This year, I have decided to take on probably one the things the I have most issues with, for a variety of reasons. I am going to make myself deal with food, cooking, and the grocery store. I just may need therapy later, but I think this is the time to try and do something positive, when in the past I have done anything but. For my Lenten penance, I will not be able to eat anything from fast food or a restaurant. I cannot cheat and buy little microwave dinners. I must learn to actually plan, prepare and cook actual, healthy dinners. And not just dinners, but lunches and (maybe) breakfast. (Okay, my one dietitian friend is *really* pushing for me to have 3 meals a day, all balanced. I don’t know if I can go that far. Let’s be a little realistic.) I can only eat food gotten from a grocery store and made at home (vegetable markets and specialty shops, I think would be legal). So, no buying pre-made meals at the store (Drat!). I anticipate this to be difficult. On paper (or blog), it may not seem like a big deal, but then, this is me, so if you know me, you know how monumental this actually is. Given that, I should be dreading it. Oddly enough, I am excited. Tackling one of my biggest demons. Heeheehee! Bring it on!
Since I certainly will not be able to make it through this in isolation, in addition to the enormous amounts of prayer that I will need to get by, I have enlisted the aid of my friends in this manner: I have extended an open invitation for anyone to join me — for any meal — to give me company and support. I figure that this will be good for a number of reasons.
1. I will not go insane. Or at least, maybe, to a lesser degree.
2. I will get to see people more (hopefully). And, I love spending time with people.
3. I get to share the fruits of my labor (or plague them with bad cooking…but hey! It’s Lent! More penance for them!)
4. Other people need a healthy meal too, and since they might be spending more time in prayer, etc. themselves for Lent, my cooking may help their endeavors as well.
So, here is a near-copy of my 40 (like the number?) printed invitations that I am going to be giving out to try and entice people to my table (although, please feel free to contact me and drop in):
Congratulations!
You have been invited to participate in Jenn’s Lenten penance! Don’t worry, you don’t have to do anything but enjoy. This year, Jenn has committed herself to the Betty Crocker Penance. No fast food, no restaurants, no cheating — just home-cooked, healthy meals…so she’s actually got to use that kitchen-thing.
For her sanity, she is extending an open invitation for you to stop by, any day, for a home-cooked meal and companionship. Feel free to bring a friend! I hope to see you often during these 40 days!
Love, Jenn
(Please see [this blog] for more information, menu, and meal times.)

8 responses so far ↓
1 Kasia // Jan 22, 2008 at 9:11 am
Be honest with me: how much do you know about cooking?
2 Jaibee // Jan 22, 2008 at 9:18 am
I have never ranked my knowledge so I don’t know that I can adequately answer that question. Um. I have made dinner before. I can usually identify the stove, refrigerator, and microwave. I can identify only a limited selection of food items, but I can read labels and follow directions well. I would say it is all very random. Some things that are simple, I mess up — just see the 7 inch flames coming from my cold cut sandwich. However, there have been things that have been complex which I have done well. *shrugs* Ha! End of the preview for you! You will just have to come over and try it out for yourself! :)
3 Jaibee // Jan 22, 2008 at 9:19 am
PS: Why do you ask….? :)
4 Kasia // Jan 22, 2008 at 11:06 am
Bwahahaha. I have my reasons…
5 Jaibee // Jan 22, 2008 at 11:20 am
Jaibee goes home. Finds “Cooking for the Completely Hopeless” on her porch….
Goes into house. Finds cooking utensils labeled, “This is a knife. Careful, it’s sharp!” “This is a spatula.” “This is a [okay whatever that thingy is...]“
6 Kasia // Jan 22, 2008 at 12:31 pm
No, no…but did I tell you what my mother gave me for my 30th birthday? (Or was it 29th?)
“Cooking Basics for Dummies”…and then she’d made a P-Touch label to go over the word “Dummies” that read “Girls Whose Mothers Neglected Them”…
7 Jaibee // Jan 22, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Oooh, I may have to reorganize the Mystery Drawer of Things I Have No Clue How to Use….. :)
You’ll be proud, I took down my Christmas tree last night! It’s in the box, ready to head back to the garage. Now, I just have to take down the outside things, whenever it warms up and I get a ladder. :)
As an odd spinoff to my Lenten project, it seems that I will have to keep my house clean, since I should be expecting guests daily…. Mmmm…. Unexpected penance…. :)
8 entropy // Jan 22, 2008 at 3:31 pm
What a great thing to do for Lent and the 40 invitations is awesome. What a great idea.
Good luck with it! I can’t wait to see how it turns out!
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